Elizabeth Green, billed professionally as Elizabeth Green the Stork Woman, was an American sideshow performer who was presented to audiences as a human stork during the early 1900s. Her large, long nose and thin bone structure earned her the \"Stork-Woman\" title. A genetic condition was responsible for her unusual features, though she had no other known medical problems.
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