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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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