{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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The Mphe Thuto Primary School is located in Tsjaka, a small village in Eastern Namibia, close to Botswana. Almost 440 pupils from grade one to seven attend the Mphe Thuto Primary School.
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The First Anglo-Dutch War, or First Dutch War, was a naval conflict between the Commonwealth of England and the Dutch Republic. Largely caused by disputes over trade, it began with English attacks on Dutch merchant shipping, but expanded to vast fleet actions. Despite a series of victories in 1652 and 1653, the Commonwealth was unable to blockade Dutch trade, although English privateers inflicted serious losses on Dutch merchant shipping.
"}{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
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Sweet Mama is the sixth full-length album by Canadian rock band The Respectables. It was released in 2009 by Universal Music Canada.
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