{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"fact":"Long, muscular hind legs enable snow leopards to leap seven times their own body length in a single bound.","length":106}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
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