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Martin Neumann is a German politician of the Free Democratic Party (FDP) who served as a member of the Bundestag from the state of Brandenburg from 2009 until 2013 and again from 2017 until 2021.
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William Monroe Ewing, nicknamed \"Buck\", was an American Negro league catcher between 1920 and 1930.
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